Apple events have become like the Academy Awards-- the best part is watching at home and mocking all the self-importance. And today's announcement of the Apple iPad tablet computer is no different.

People, listen. I need you to stop. There’s no need to make fun of Apple’s MagSafe battery pack. You’re upsetting Tim Cook. And, by proxy, me. There is NOTHING FUNNY about the new product. Is it okay ...

Apple shows what the world would look like if brick-and-mortar businesses were just as nosy as apps. Apple has a new video for all the people who took a TL;DR approach to the iPhone’s new App Tracking ...